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Gossip Girl - Season 1 Quotes

Pilot

Serena: You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice?
Dan: No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out.

Blair: (about Serena) She better not show her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.

Chuck: (to Dan) Are you following us or something?
Dan: No, I go to your school.(points to both their outfits) Identical uniforms, that's kind of a tip-off?

Serena: You just love it when a girl talks to you.
Chuck: Actually I prefer them when they're not talking.

Jenny: You're going out with Serena and I'm going to 'Kiss on the Lips', who said this family wasn't cool?

The Wild Brunch

Blair: (to Serena) I must have totally blanked on the part where I invited you over.

Gossip Girl: Looks like Blair and Chuck came with quite the appetite... for destruction, that is.

Gossip Girl: Serena's visit was short, and apparently not very sweet, but you know what it? Revenge. We hear its best served cold, who's hungry?

Chuck: This isn't over!
Dan: Hey, anytime man. That one black eye looks a little lonely.

Poison Ivy

Nate: You get the one you wanted?
Dan: No, no. Actually you did. Which makes total sense. Because I'm second in our class and you're somewhere around... last?

Gossip Girl: Spotted -- Lonely Boy's rude awakening. Upper East Side Queens aren't born at the top. They climb their way up in heels, no matter who they have to tread on to do it.

Bad News Blair

Chuck: Found it ( holding up a watch), P.J.
Nate: Can't you just call it a watch?
Chuck: If it costs more then 10 grand it deserves a proper name.

Dare Devil

Gossip Girl: Spotted -- Big Brother to the not quite rescue. Too bad no one told him, you can't save the damsel if she loves her distress.

Gossip Girl: Here's an inside tip, Little J. The faster you rise, the harder you fall. Hope that Hello Kitty sleeping bag doubles as a parachute.